The Most Woeful Elks in Existence

Elk, Confused Wanderer

Confused Wanderer Elk

This elk once tried to mate with a tree stump. It lost.

STR
5
DEX
4
CON
6
INT
2
WIS
1
CHA
3
🔥 HALF PRICE if you catch it first 🔥

Elk, Perpetually Moist

Perpetually Moist Elk

Always damp. No one knows why. Smells of wet dog and failure.

STR
3
DEX
2
CON
4
INT
6
WIS
2
CHA
1
💧 Buy one, get one mildly soggy free 💧

Elk, Screaming Internally

Screaming Internally Elk

Its eyes plead for death. It runs into walls instead.

STR
2
DEX
1
CON
5
INT
1
WIS
0
CHA
2
😱 Free bottle of mead with every adoption 😱

Elk, Vaguely Sticky

Vaguely Sticky Elk

No visible goo. Just... sticky. It's off-putting.

STR
4
DEX
3
CON
3
INT
4
WIS
2
CHA
1
🧽 30% off if you bring your own towel 🧽